Ewww Shit Julia Jackson

Talk to you never

2008-07-30T17:25:00.000-04:00

Noone is reading my blog.....talk to you never!

PISSED OFF!

2008-07-28T16:42:00.002-04:00

My 2nd day at Western Psych:
I do not have a locker for my things yet so I left my bag in the break room. A coworker came to me about 20 minutes after my shift started and said "Julia, is this your bag?" I said "yes". He said, " I wouldn't leave it in the break room, you can't trust anyone." I thanked him. On my way home from work today I went into my wallet to get a check out that I need to deposit (I mooched a little bit of money off my dad when I was home for Sunday dinner because I am so poor) and $35 was missing from my wallet. I started crying because I have NO MONEY and someone took the little bit that I did have. So who thinks it was the guy that brought me my bag to cover his tracks? Or just a random? Either way I am PISSED OFF! So pissed off there will be no dog picture today.

Saturday night...

2008-07-27T13:08:00.002-04:00

So last night consisted of sitting around the table outside and drinking gin and diet pepsi. We were talking about youtube videos and here are a few classics. Enjoy!

What beautiful Otterhounds!

2008-07-24T19:23:00.002-04:00

So I start work tommorrow! FINALLY!!! As I was watching the news today there were 2 criminals on the news that I could possibly encounter tommorrow....one was a man that beat his roommates dog with a board covered in nails and the other is the woman that murdered the pregnant teen and took her baby. The guy that beat his dog was being taken to Western Psych today and the woman is probably in jail but she was diagnosed with being paranoid schizophrenic. I am a little nervous, but also excited. I will keep everyone posted.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

2008-07-22T19:39:00.003-04:00

So have yinz missed me n at? I am sure you have! I am blogging because I am sick and tired of the harrassment from Jen-nay, Drewby, and now I have heard Big B is asking about the blog. Well Big B, this won't be too exciting.
My day:
I was sleeping on the couch this morning (because I can't go to work because I am waiting on my temporary practice permit which is a whole other story) and I hear a huge bang. I jumped off the couch and looked out the window and there is a car in our front yard. I ran out and the man was very confused and glassy eyed (it seemed that he just had a seizure). I told him to stay in the car for a moment and I went to grab my phone to call 911. The mail man on the street at that time and saw the whole accident. I guess the car bounced off the telephone pole about 10 yards up the road and then hit the tree in our front yard. So I stood there with the man, he asked me to call his wife, I did. The police finally get there, along with the Braddock Hills fire department, as well as North Versailles and Forest Hills Fire departments. You would've thought it was catastrophe. There were 2 tow trucks, several ambulances, and several police cars. I was in mens boxer shorts covered in limes (no undies) and a t shirt (no bra). I was quite the site. The police questioned me and I was able to say I am a nurse and it seems to me he had a seizure (his family latered informed the EMT that he has a history of seizures). I am good!!! So our cute tree out front is probably going to die and the shrubs as well and our house will look like everyone elses on the street. NEAT!
Jen-nay has been begging me to blog and now shes telling me to hurry up because she wants me to go to Rite Aid with her. Well I am over this anyways. Maybe I will blog again in another month or so. :)
Can't forget the poochies! I figured a picture of seizure Maddie would be appropriate for this post as Jen-nay and I were saying today that everyone is having seizures anymore. It's the cool thing to do.

FOOLED YA BERT!

2008-02-13T21:37:00.003-05:00

Whippet Wednesday

2007-12-05T20:25:00.001-05:00

So whats everyones plans for the weekend? Anything exciting going on? Well big test on Friday so I gots to get studying! Talk to you all never!

Borzoi Tuesday

2007-12-04T17:38:00.000-05:00

So I am running out of dogs that begin with the days of the week and I have had a special request from Drewby for a Borzoi so here ya are Drewby.
So on my way from school today I heard this song. Here is the video below. As soon as I walked in the door I picked up the computer to blog this song. Unreal!

Mastiff Monday

2007-12-03T20:56:00.000-05:00

Not in the mood to blog and Jen-nay yelled at me. SOWEE, but here's a pooch for everyone!

Flat Coated Retriever Friday

2007-11-30T14:25:00.001-05:00

TGIF!!!! So I assisted in the delivery of 3 babies this week and got an 83% on my first test of the term. GO ME! On my way home from school today I was in Willkillyinzburg and had my window down because I was smoking, and this woman came up to my car and asked for a ride 3 blocks down. I said NO. Lazy betch!
Shout out to Chad for making me laugh uncontrollably the past 2 days of lecture at school. He texted me during class several times about several of our instuctors and what positions they like during sex. Today the instructor said to him "Are you texting?" He said "No" It was obvious he was on his phone. He said "I am playing Tetris" LOVE IT!
Maddie and Paige ate 2 pairs of my underwear this week.
Shopping tommorrow in Grove City then off to Clarion to get waaaasted like old times.
Well thats about it! Its the freakin weekend baby I'm 'bout to have me some fun!

Tibetan Terrier Tuesday

2007-11-27T19:58:00.000-05:00

So I have a new obsession....www.jibjab.com I LOVE IT!!! Thanks Colbs! You could probably look at all my top friends on myspace and they have video posted. I think Jen-nay's getting annoyed with me because I keep laughing hysterically at it!
So I helped delivered a baby today. 8 lbs 12 ounces. He was born with the cord wrapped around his neck and he was dark purple. I almost fainted. Everything ended up being ok by the time we left at the end of the day.
Season finale of Beauty and the Geek tonight. I hope David and Jasmine win.
CLARION this weekend! Can't wait! Look out Hamburger Bills!
Paige and Maddie have fleas. They kept me up half the night scratching and I was almost late for school today. I got up at 6:10am thanks to Jen-nay. (I have to leave at 6:15am). I jumped in the shower and left the house with dripping wet hair. It was a great! They are getting flea dips on Saturday after doggie day camp.
Doggie Day camp: $16.00 per dog
Flea baths: $25.00 per dog
Having spoiled dogs that will not be up all night scratching: PRICELESS
Well tommorrow is HUMP DAY!!! YAY!

Mutt Monday

2007-11-26T22:43:00.000-05:00

Heres a shout out to the mutts!!! Sammie Patches the Collie Beagle and of course Paige! I promise to be a little more exciting in the posts to come. I am in the hospital for clinical for the next 2 days so I am sure there will be some asshole I can blog about. And I am on the Labor and Delivery unit this week so I am sure I will be seeing a baby being born or something. Too bad its not an abortion.

Schipperke Saturday

2007-11-24T09:34:00.000-05:00

HAPPY TURKEY DOG, I mean DAY!

2007-11-22T18:46:00.000-05:00

I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving! The Jacksons did! Paige enjoyed eating half of a pie this morning before we left to go to my parents. I think she went into sugar shock because she was hyper all day and was just plain BAD!
So as for last night....I went to a few gay bars with my friends and my friend Cortney and I were in shock at the first one. There was a stripper who was dancing completely naked on stage slapping his dick ( AKA hog cock wang penis jalopi ) on his thighs and then bending over and spreading his butt cheeks apart. Me and Cortney could not stop staring and we giggled like little school girls. It was quite the night but I had a blast.
This might be the first year I will not be shopping on Black Friday. I want to but I don't. We figured the only good sales are electronics and stuff and the 4am early bird specials. I don't need any electronics (nor can I afford them) and I am not getting up at 4am. So tommorrow guess what I'm doing???? Raking leaves! Anyone is welcome to come help me! See ya tommorrow!

FYI

2007-11-21T14:49:00.001-05:00

FYI If anyone has ever heard me refer to blue merle in dogs coloring or coat, the picture of the Cardigan Welsh Corgi is blue merle.

Welsh Corgi Wednesday

2007-11-21T14:44:00.001-05:00

Cardigan Welsh Corgi= tail

Pembroke Welsh Corgi = no tail

I know I know I am a loser. So whos getting waaaaaasted tonight? I AM!!! The biggest day of the year to go out!

I just heard from next door "Meeps, Mitsy dinner time!" I wonder if Meeps and Mitsy are getting a turkey dinner because supposedly the neighbors are celebrating Thanksgiving tonight.

A big HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA to Scoots for finally getting a myspace page. Heeeeeeeeey Scoots!

Well HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!!!

Treeing Walker Coonhound Tuesday

2007-11-20T16:38:00.000-05:00

We love Maddie Maddie Maddie on our lappy lappy lappy

She is bitey bitey bitey all the timey timey timey

She goes poopy poopy poopy in the yardy yardy yardy

We love Maddie Maddie Maddie on our lappy lappy lappy

So last night on the Bachelor....he didn't pick either one of them. What the fuck? Tonight is the best night of the week for tv. Biggest Loser, Beauty and the Geek, and A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. I LOVE REALITY SHOWS and you all better start too because thats all thats gonna be on pretty soon with the Hollywood Writers strike.

Manchester Terrier Monday

2007-11-19T12:43:00.000-05:00

I am off school today. Yeah!!! I should be studying, doing laundry, and paying my bills but it is now 1pm and I am still in my pjs watching reruns of Roseanne. Each hour goes by and I will say to my self 1 more hour then I will be productive. That all started around 9am this morning. Oh well! Anyone watching the season finale of the Bachelor tonight? I want Jenni to win. What about I love New york II? Tonight ex girlfriends are on and so are Real and Chance from Season I. I have a crush on this seasons Mr. Wise. Well Happy Monday to all!

Samoyed Sunday

2007-11-18T13:50:00.000-05:00

Samoyed Sunday.....

I must, I must, I must increase my bust!

2007-11-17T14:38:00.000-05:00

Me and Jen-nay dropped the "girls" off at doggie day camp this morning and then went and did our usual Saturday thing. We went to lunch and shopping. Primanti Brothers has the best jalepeno poppers ever! So in the parking lot at Old Navy we saw this bumper sticker and I thought it was pretty funny. You can't see it real well but there is the pink breast cancer ribbon in the background.

Remember Guten Morgen? Remember this post?

breasts boobs titties jugs boobies ta tas bags punkin tits hooters knockers melons coconuts headlights money shakers boszums fun bags rack thelma and louise milk and cookies grapefruits hand warmers balloons mosquito bites boulders bumpers baby food chesticles the "girls" itty bitty titties jersey cows mammaries milk milk fried eggs pancakes bon bons blinkers sweater meat whoppers teats honkers mountains pillows

It's my life...

2007-11-15T16:38:00.000-05:00

So everyday for school I park about 5 or 6 blocks from school in the ghetto. I park there so I do not have the hassle of feeding the meter every few hours throughout the day. There is a parking lot in Lawrenceville for students and employees at the hospital and they shuttle you up to the hospital ,but this requires me to ride past the school 10 minutes and then take the 10 minute ride back to school. I would rather sleep in an extra 20 minutes. Ok, thanks. So anyways….about once or twice a week I am stopped by a complete stranger with the “Do you have 50 cents? I need to catch the bus and I have no money?” or the “Do you have any change? I am hungry and don’t have any money?” I normally give these mooches the 50 cents or a dollar. I know more than likely they do not need to catch the bus and the small amount of money is probably going towards drugs or something, but whatev. Well today I stopped in Willkillyinzburg on my way home from school for gas. I was pumping my gas minding my own business when I was approached by this man. “Excuse me, do you have a dollar for me to get some food? I am so hungry?” I said “ I actually just paid with my card, I do not have any cash”. He said, “Do you have any change at all? I am so hungry.” I said I will check, but I doubt it. I gathered up some change (about 50 cents) and gave it to him. He saw the bills sticking out of my wallet and said staring at my wallet, “Are you sure you don’t have a dollar?” I said, “ I do, but I am a student and don’t really have any extra money.” He turned his back and walked away with the change I did give him. So I said, “You could at least thank me for the money I did give you.” He just stared at me. So I have decided I am going to go to McDonalds and get a stack of applications and start giving those to people when asked for money.

I am going to try to continue with the blogging due to constant harassment from several of my friends, however, do not expect correct grammar and punctuation and I will not have Manic Mondays or Guacamole Thursdays . I will just blog about whatev. Ok, thanks.